#im watching chuuya compilations

[chuuminn]

me: that was a productive day! time to get some sleep now otherwise i’ll end up flaring tomorrow

my brain: or you can stay up thinking about port mafia executive chuuya nakahara

me: 💗or i can 🥰 stay up 💗thinking about 🥰 port mafia executive 💗 chuuya nakahara 💗🥰💗🥰💗

[ar-lene]

Hello fellow yttders!!! Tis i!! The midori connoseuer who drew him once during jeandori takeover.

Under cut is a midori centered (Though The main cast have alot of elaboration on them, too.) yttd bungo stray dogs au me and 3 other people thought on a bit.

I intended to do something bigger with it. But since im working on the midori dating sim. I just cant. So im using this as a sort of hivemind post for anyone to compile ideas for this au!!!

So! Let us start with the *new* ability users and their abilities

Sou 'midori' hiyori:

Ability: "the silence of the lambs"

Affiliation: Armed detective agency. (Early story)

Rats in the house of the dead (later in the story)

This ability, allows anyone with contact to midori to establish a mental connection to, midori. Where they can swap out conciousness, speak telepathically. Or even hear the other persons thoughts and emotions. Midori is the one in control of all of that, though.

Now, as you might have guessed. This *does* have something to do with shin. Specifcally, midori ripped a layed of his skin, sew it into a scarf. Which shin now wears!! Meaning as long as that scarf is on shin. They can swap out conciousnessnesses! Shin is aware of this.

Funfacts: in yttd we see that midori has a very slight hunch. In this au, its due to shins bad posture, blowing his cover whenever he was in midoris body. So after many horribly gone attempts in fixing shins posture, Midori had to compromise.

Midori mostly uses shins conciousness in situations where his "non human way of thinking" would be a hindrance like: when he was passing the ada entrance exam.

Gin ibushi:

The switch is instant. And happens in the blink of an eye.

The name "midori" was given to him by the ada

Ability: "Knuffle kitty"

Affiliation: port mafia

Gins ability, allows any plushie animal, organ, or essentialy 'living tissue' made by gin. To become functional as if it were a living thing. With gins ability, you can easly replace someones organs or limbs as long as theres a surgeon to attach the plushie limbs to the actual host. He can also create poisonous animals to then throw at his enemies. Which is whoever is watching over him most of the time. (Lets face it. Its shin and sou who're getting stuff thrown at them.)

Fun facts: gin was transferred to the port mafia via saras request.

Kyuusaku and gin were buddies before Q witnessed the horrors.

Mori views gin as a sort of "mini yosano" and has a little collection of poisonous insects which gin has made for offensive use.

When dazai first met gin, in chuuyas presence. When gin began speaking in his "woof, meow" s. Dazai pointed at chuuya and said "he talks like you"

Joe tazuna:

Ability: 「トリプルドッグデスバラージ」 (TRIPLE DOG DEATH BARRAGE!) (Sorry i had to)

Affiliation: port mafia

His ability. Is self explanitory.

There are three dogs.

They will death barrage you.

And they regenerate atsushi style.

Funfacts: hes here due to!! Sara!!

He tried to get ryoko (was that her name??? Doner kabab gurl.) Into the port mafia too, but sara said its too dangerous for her.

Sara chidouin:

Ability: "Muses, mad men and prophets."

Affiliation: Port mafia

Her ability is meant for crowd control, and large, quick genocide. Whenever sara kills someone. They manifest as a "hallucination." Of themselves. Which wander around like normal passerbys. She, can swap her location with any of these "hallucinations" . No matter how far.

Hallucinations cannot be contained. And pass through walls. Hallucinations will dissipate after an hour has passed.

Funfacts: she works with kouyou for her training.

She was introduced to the port mafia via her father.

She kicks ass

Reko yabusame:

Ability: "perfect pitch"

Affiliation: port mafia

Juonos hearing. She can detect sound waves. She is all hearing. She detects them snitches.

Funfacts: she came to the port mafia for alice.

She and nao are girlfriends

Tia safalin:

Ability: "Babushka's doll"

Affiliation: none (sort of.) She does freelance work for whatever faction needs her. She has the most expirience working for the special ability division, rats in the house of the dead and the port mafia.

Her ability allows her to create dolls which she can give a portion of her memories to, they will then function as normal people. And can go through with tasks.

Funfacts: i got none

Maple:

YUP!!! MAPLES FINALLY GETTIN SCREEN TIME!!!!

Ability: "The tea party in the woods"

Affiliation: none (because she deserves happiness)

Her ability causes the person shes using her ability on, to expirience a vision in their mind. Which time does not pass in. The vision will display the most comforting envoirment for the person the ability is used on. Maple, can interact with the other person during this vision. And the vision can only be stopped once the host, has drunk a whole cup of tea. This room can be used as a sort of quick therapy room, or somewhere to share confidential information with. Only 3 can enter at a time.

Funfact: she comes to the cafe under the ada very often, and has made great friends with lucy and atsushi. Shes also met midori, but its just a little baby crush.

Now, we get to characters with no ability, and their affiliations.

Alice Yabusame:

Hes part of the port mafia due to reko

Yelling. Alot of it.

Shoved in here by midori so he pays for the attempted murder

Tries his best.

Keiji shinogi:

Affiliation: Armed detective agency.

The wahaha man.

Hes a little like ranpo, in that he has no ability but is very preceptive.

When he joined the ada midori was so panicked he forced shin to interact with him. So now midori has to act like shin whenever keiji is talking to him.

Its not fun.

His arrival at the ada was NOT expected.

He was transferred to the ada from the speacial ability division.

Kanna!!! :

Affiliation: port mafia, because she kicks ass.

She helps out with mais bakery alot since its right below her house.

Shes learned alot from sara. And it shows in her fighting style.

She fights with her FISTS

She likes kyoka alot. Kinda sad shes in the ada, and sneaks to go to the cafe to see kyoka.

During one of these sneaking sessions shin (in midoris body) spotted her. And now shin has to cover for her whenever shes off to see kyoka.

Just. Genuinely a very kind girl

She doesnt deserve to be in the port mafia. And everyone knows that.

She could probably beat chuuya in a fist fight if chuuya didnt use his ability.

Shin tsukimi:

Affiliation: port mafia.

Shoved in here by midori.

Everyone and everything is out to kill him so he has a gun and several knives under his very large coat.

Most of his time is spent yelling at computers because theyre too slow for his liking.

Picks fights with sara over the stupidest little things, which sara wasnt even disagreeing with him on.

The unfortunate person who has to watch over all the children

Koyou scares him.

Higuchi is like the only non intimidating person to him, and exclusively because of how non-decietful she is.

Hatred for dazai osamu

Admiration of chuuya nakahara

Hatred of mori

Confusion of akutagawa ryuunosuke

People i dont have much thoughts on:

Megumi is a part of the special ability division.

Hayasaka is a member of the port mafia

The satous are part of the port mafia.

Mishima and nao live normal lives.

Q-taro is a part of the guild.

Hanako is an ex port mafia member

Clown girl is leading a normal life as a clown. (But im kinda considering throwing her in rithod and giving her an ability)

Ranmaru joined the port mafia for sara

Miley works with tia. But has ties to the port mafia

Teki....is teki???

Shes like..the miku of bsd i guess.

Main plot points im experimenting with: (midori exclusive)

Midoris motive from joining the ada being finding fyodor due to more information on "god" and assuming they follow the same god for this.

Midori being found out by dazai/ranpo/keiji , because midori is forced to switch into shins body to save shins ass during an ada raid. (Probably during the cannibalism) because midori isnt skilled enough in combat to hide his combat style. And shin cant fight for shit.

Midori getting his ass beat by keiji due to giving him piss hair and trauma.

Midori and fyodor kiss and make out (aka midori magically manifests in the tower during dead apple because his ability would just...be a copy of shin)

[humanitys-strongest-bamf]

how can i not watch sub with levi hange erwin zeke’s & jean’s voices 🥺 i love their vas !! even uncle kenny too HAAA

dsfksjdf i am OBSESSED with hiroshi, i will sometimes listen to an audio compilation of levi's voice lines while driving to work 🫣

i'm just so used to people posting everything in dubbed! and watching that vid reminded me of how talented taniyama is too and chuuya was my blorbo right before i fell in love with levi so it made me (✿◡‿◡)

i'm a little upset that mamo wasn't in aot (unless i'm wrong PLS CORRECT ME IF I AM bc im usually a mamo girlie)

[growling]

for the ask game, what about ranpo or chuuya (whichever one you want to do) with these:

☾ - sleep headcanon

♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon

ൠ - random headcanon

(for this ask game guys i didn't stop or forget about it its jsut that whenever you send an ask be prepared for the reality of me answering it like 2 years later i need to be in a veryyyy specific mood to actually write something anything...... anyway im still doing it if anybody wants to send something djfhgdfhdsg)

☾ - sleep headcanon

chuuya is a snork mimimimimi kind of guy to me. he's got a very cool comfy expensive bed she's bought with her mafia money as soon as she could afford it they loveeee luxury and living like a princess. once i fucking GET him though he's gonna sleep in the dog crate sorry not sorry that is a hard rule

♦ - quirks/hobbies headcanon

idk to which degree is the wan! series semi-canon, but I'm running with the bit they had where Chuuya really liked dogs. That's just true to me. Caught slacking on the job watching Funny Puppies Compilation Wholesome Moments Best Of July 2017 on that ipad baby grind. you can't find dirt on her via hacking her computer or anything cause all her search history is just dog dog dog dog dog dog dog

i don't think she's like, that knowledgable on actual dog information and husbandry and whatnot (and I'm a firm believer of absolute cat nerd Fukuzawa who's memorized literally EVERYTHING about cats from behavior to coat genetics, literally ask him about the wide band gene and you're gonna be able to hear the autism switch go off in his mind), she just really likes them. Not a single dog he dislikes. you can find him on every single dog show in yokohama if he ever misses one then something is clearly wrong and Mori sends a man to his house to check if he's doing ok

(also him and atsushi made momentary eye contact at the furry convention and none of them have been able to quite recover from that. sigma was there too but he avoided being spotted or perhaps the 100000000 dollar wolf fursuit completely concealed his face)

ൠ - random headcanon

ranpo bsd is such a narcissist it's not even funny. Can't believe they gave the anime boy-ified famous author insert NPD... Anyway aroaplnarc (coined by vaporwavevox on here) ace Ranpo. Plus he legitimately does not feel love, he cares about the people he chooses in his own way, but him and the societal concept of love are not on speaking terms currently. him and poe's (fellow aroapl narcissist. he also has such fucking npd vibes can't you see it guys) relationship is mainly built on narc attachment, they own each other they're ride or die ranpo calls poe his little pogchamp they put their minecraft beds next to each other the egotypical world cannot grasp the sheer complexity of their superior bond. they're living a wattpad romance

people who headcanon ranpo as just being autistic and nothing else are WEAK this man is as npd as you can get. he can be both of course, i do think he also has major autism + adhd too, but like, guys. Is autism the only form of neurodivergence you know or is it cause...... you knowwww.........

but yeah. npd ranpo <3333

[hella1975]

'f.scott fitzgerald ships shin soukoku' and other sentences that only make sense in the bungou stray dogs fandom

[beautiful-is-boring]

OHHK, I JUST FOUND YOUR BLOG, AND LIKE "WOAH, A FELLOW INDIAN" SO LIKE I WANTED TO REQUEST SOMETHING CAUSE I AM SUPER EXCITED!!!! so why not have like dazai, chuuya and atsushi (feel free to remove people or add more) with an indian s/o, like their reactions, what they think 'bout the indian culture and stuff. THANK YOU SO MUCH, ILY!!!!! <3

YES YES HI LETS DO THIS ILY TOO

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BSD Headcanons

Dazai, Chuuya, Akutagawa, and Atsushi with an Indian s/o (BSD)

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DAZAI:

- He would probably be the most excited one out of these four.

- "OOH YOU'RE INDIAN? TELL ME MORE."

- Do not let him have spicy food. Please. I headcanon that he can't really stand it. Make him try the sweets.

- Loves the traditional outfits. He would want you to try them on if he can get his hands on them.

- Jefbcfbvwtb he's gonna respectfully whistle at you lol.

- I think he's gonna like bollywood movies. You both can laugh at the ones that make absolutely no sense together.

- "You're Indian right? So you're probably really good at math?"

- Tries to speak Hindi but its terrible. I mean- it is the effort that counts right?

- Make him listen to iconic bollywood songs once, and the next day you would hear him blasting Madhuri Dixit top hit songs in your house while dancing.

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CHUUYA:

- I think he has a thing for coloured people but im not sure if he has a type but oh well.

- "Oh that's cool." type of person.

- I think he can handle spicy food so he's gonna try a lot of Indian cuisine if he can.

- He's probably into calm bollywood songs. (which is like a huge contrast to his personality because this man sCREAMS-)

- Wear traditional indian clothes around him if you can. He's a simp.

- Honestly thinks you look good in everything.

- He's more into the older bollywood films as well as the more iconic ones.

- He decides to learn Hindi for you and after practicing, he does speak quite well.

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ATSUSHI:

- Also very excited. It's very cute honestly.

- "That's amazing! I wanna visit India one day."

- Wants to try every indian snack that he can get his hands on.

- Nosebleeds the first time he sees you in a traditional Indian outfit.

- Yes he likes bollywood.

- You may catch him swaying his hips to songs when he thinks you're not watching.

- Tries to learn Hindi but has shitty pronunciation but its very cute and he's trying.

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AKUTAGAWA:

oh damn look at him he's so FINE-

- Aku was intrigued.

- "Really?"

- I don't think he really cares where his s/o is from honestly.

- He probably can handle spicy food to some extent so he's ready to try out different kinds of food as long as he thinks it is okay for him to eat bc he has health complications.

- He only knows a couple phrases and words in Hindi and he pronounces it very well. One of them is definitely "I love you." (no im soft now)

- Watches bollywood movies with you. Like chuuya, he likes the military or social issues related ones. Doesn't like too much of action if its over-exaggerated.

- Make him listen to a few bollywood classic songs and the next day you find him watching Madhuri Dixit dancing compilations on his phone with the volume being down.

- Simp for you in traditional clothes.

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[bsdwhore]

AA please drop some hcs for chuuya and ranpo for shyer s/os , but are quite loud mouthed to anybody but them at the same time ✋🏻 ( and whoever else ude like too add if u please ) okay okay have a good day/night <3

( also u should turn on anonymous asks if u havent since ion got the option 😭 )

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a/n: ty for the request hope u like this it took me a while i apologise :)

Ranpo & Chuuya With A Shy Yet Loud Mouthed S/O

Chuuya:

this man is so sweet and understanding about the fact that you can be shy

like he wont take you to social events if you feel uncomfortable and don't want to despite this man literally being the life of party have you seen his mayoi cards omg

he literally lowers his voice and speaks softly too bc this man yells a lot *car noises* uuuuuurrrryyyyyYYYAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!! 

i cant be the only one who watches chuuya yelling compilation religiously-

anyway so when this man finds out you’re loud mouthed he is SHOCKED

his face is literally like °o°

is so proud

loves you even more

he’s loud mouthed too so you guys r just shouting at everyone

no one can win a fight with you guys

and absolutely no one wants to be on you guys bad side

#powercouplewow

dazai DESPISES you guys

everyone is scared of you the most in the pm tho they think you put up a shy front and lure people in then BAM UR SCARY 

tachihara’s words not mine 

😭👆

Ranpo:

has experience with shy people due to poe so knows just EXACTLY how to treat you

by that i mean he DELIBERATELY takes you to social events and makes you speak to people in the ada

sometimes he’ll make you speak FOR HIM to random people bc he’s too lazy and you want to die rip y/n 2021

says he’s doing it to help you not be shy

this mf 

but if he can tell you’re really upset then ofc he wont and will give you his snacks and unconditional cuddles

when he first witnesses your loud mouth ness

he’s actually surprised 

his detective skills didn't pick this up

ofc he wont admit that tho and pretend he knew all along lmao

roots for you in every fight you get yourself into

yosano: whatcha doing ranpo 

ranpo: *eating popcorn* just watching y/n shout at some people WHOO LOOK AT MY S/O BEING RUDE TO PEOPLE LOOK AT THEM GOOO

yosano: WHOO YES LOOK AT THEM GO *starts encouraging you with ranpo*

(im out of ideas im sorry-)

[yuujies]

tumblr is being frustrating im gonna take a break and go watch chuuya yelling compilations